…And I feel fine.

I do. The finance guy who has an office next door to me seems pretty shaken up/stunned, and the Bitch Scientist keeps whining about her finance/investment club that lost money, and I don’t quite dare look at one of my current mutual fund statements, but still, shit happens.

Honestly. I understand the finance guy seeming more than a bit shaken up about the whole thing. I assume he has some far deeper understanding of why our whole country is about to go to hell in a hand basket.

But Bitch Scientist can just shove her head up her ass where it belongs. Yes, sadly, your investment money is now either gone, or has paid for some very pretty pieces of toilet paper: please note that this is true for a hell of a lot of us, and could you just shut the fuck up?

Thanks. We appreciate it.