No really, I have a diagnosis and everything. (Several, actually) My most recent diagnosis is Mood Disorder NOS (Not Otherwise Specified). (I was once told that NOS is a polite euphamism for GOK, which stands for God Only Knows.)

In my case, Mood Disorder NOS is also an euphamism for it’d-be-bipolar-if-you-didn’t-cycle-through-the-emotions-so-damn-fast, thus proving I can’t even manage to have a normal mood disorder.

I mention all this because I suspect I’m on the verge of my next diagnosis: an anxiety disorder. It’s gotten so bad I have to take Klonopin (kind of like a concentrated form of Valium) before I go to bed so I can sleep.  When I don’t take the Klonopin, I sleep lightly, wake very easily, and my sleep is punctuated with weird stress dreams.

And here’s the really fucked up part: lately my stress dreams have been about trying to get an iPad. Seriously. I know I want one and all, but that’s just pathetic.

Live and don’t learn, that’s my personal motto.

Every blog I’ve ever had has died a slow, lingering death.  But once again hope triumphs over experience, and here we are.

Nice touch though: I was able to import my last two blogger blogs here, just in case anyone gives a shit.

Don’t worry, I don’t expect you to.  Hell, I wrote the stuff and *I* don’t give a shit.  I just thought it was cool that it could be imported.