My last night. Oddly enough, I don’t really want to leave.
I went to bed late (around 4 AM). Last stop before bed: the bathroom. As I turn to close the bathroom door, this gigantic, beefy black spider launches itself from the vicinity of the toilet, LANDS ON MY CHEST, then launches itself back into the vicinity of the toilet.
I used the other bathroom.
I can’t wait to get the fuck out of here.