Author: VSC
• Friday, September 03rd, 2010

My last night.  Oddly enough, I don’t really want to leave.

I went to bed late (around 4 AM).  Last stop before bed: the bathroom.  As I turn to close the bathroom door, this gigantic, beefy black spider launches itself from the vicinity of the toilet, LANDS ON MY CHEST, then launches itself back into the vicinity of the toilet.

I used the other bathroom.

I can’t wait to get the fuck out of here.

Category: vacation
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3 Responses

  1. 1
    Lia 

    I’ve never heard a spider described as ‘beefy’ previous to this.

    >dying<

  2. 2
    Brandy 

    Oh HELL NO. That shit, right there is why my ass does NOT commune with nature. Nature SUCKS>

  3. 3
    Phyllis 

    OMG
    I’m with Brandy.

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